okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Randomize
