Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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