I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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