I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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