every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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