No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize