Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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