Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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