i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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