I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Randomize