everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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