garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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