come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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