Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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