i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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