I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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