We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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