What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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