I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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