How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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