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Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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