Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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