There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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