He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
this hospital has no fireball
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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