yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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