he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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