I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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