idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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