She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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