WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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