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(757): View more from Virginia

high people should be assigned attendants

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(330): View more from Ohio

Used tampon in my purse. That from you?

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(305): View more from Florida

The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.

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(702): View more from Nevada

The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.

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(913): View more from Kansas

My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger

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(201): View more from New Jersey

He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.

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(310): View more from California

It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you

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