Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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