Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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