Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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