quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
