We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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