...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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