3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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