His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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