Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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