Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
