does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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