he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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