And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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