and she was petting her beer can
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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