): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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