Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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