I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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