How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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