K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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