I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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