I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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