Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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