So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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