so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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