Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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