dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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