I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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