I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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