Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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