So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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